i had a dream that you were a giraffe

and my foot was a truck that drove off a jump and crashed into your throat and you made a sound like a bursting vacuum cleaner bag.

then i ate your donuts.

how fat am i?

i don't know. how kicked in the throat are you?

you could try to kick ME in the throat,

but you'd break your foot.

my throat is sheilded by kick proof fat.

hey, look up there in that tree

KICK.

idiot.

things to do today...

1. eat donuts.

2. kick you in the throat.

3. eat your donuts.

4. stomp your pelvis.

check out my new boots

how do they feel on your throat?

for two seconds i was sad about being fat

but then i kicked you in the throat and now i feel terrific.

remember that time you called me fat and i kicked you in the throat?

KICK.

remember now?

talk out your ass...

get kicked in the throat.

chloroseptic sore throat medicine?

more like chlorokicked your throat again.

how high can i kick my fat leg?

throat height.

conversation between me and you.

THROAT KICKER: hey.

YOU: hey

YOU: are you going to kick me in the throat?

THROAT KICKER: yes.

THROAT KICKER: KICK!

YOU: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuiooooooo.

THROAT KICKER: shut up.

YOU: are you going to stomp my pelvis now too?

THROAT KICKER: nah.

YOU: really?

THROAT KICKER: no.

THROAT KICKER: STOMP

THROAT KICKER: STOMP

THROAT KICKER: STOMP

THROAT KICKER: STOMP

THROAT KICKER: give me those donuts.

give me those donuts

it's not like you can eat them with your kicked in throat.

how is your throat?

KICK.

how is it now?

what sounds like faggot getting kicked in the throat?

you in one second.

your adams apple is stupid and pointy.

so i will kick it and make it flat. if your pointy adams apple in any way, pokes into my foot and causes me even the slightest discomfort i will stomp your pelvis.

guess what i did today.

i got up, ate, went outside, saw you, kicked you in the throat. that's what you get for wearing that stupid shirt. although i probably would have kicked you in the throat anyway. oh yeah, i took your donuts too.

I Am Fat and I Will Kick You In The Throat

I am not here to talk about being fat. I am here to kick you in the throat.

2006? more like 200KICKS YOUINTHETHROAT!!